Thursday 15 January 2009

MARTIN CLUNES

I will hunt you down Dumbo you mingebracket!

clunes

There's been a bit of a cock up on the casting and scheduling front!

So Big Ears Clunes is going to be Reggie Perrin is he? If this fat lipped dribbling gormless lumpen talent vacuum thinks he's got the chops to pull it off, then i am the most incredibly macho man you've ever fucking seen. BBC, i will hunt you all down for this*, luckily for Clunes, even at my most stealthy and ninja like, he'd be able to hear me coming from about twenty kilometers away. Utter, utter cunts! Every man jack of 'em!

This has made me too angry to do anything at all yesterday, normal service will resume tomorrow, and lengthier, better, ranting skillz.

as you were


*obviously, i didn't get where i am today by making idle internet based threats and ACTUALLY carrying them out. I'm far too much of a lazy fucknut!

4 comments:

  1. Brilliant.

    Super.

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  2. Thats classic, loved men behaving badly & you have him down to a T

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  3. come on mushybees, the world needs more of these.

    tom

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  4. Martin Clunes can play any role and anyone who doubts it is a tosser
    and I do mean YOU!

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